"The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight"

I have this theory that there are __ different kinds of people in Love.
First, there's the "Labels". These are the people who walk around with these metaphorical labels sticky noted to their chest. "Dog Lover" "Christian" "Thespian" "Anime Lover" The list goes on and on. So these people walk around life sifting through potential mates till the find one with the most matching metaphoric labels. Nothing else matters to them, simply this collection of labels.
Next, is the "Princess". These are mainly but not limited to, females. They're the ones waiting around for someone to come sweep them off their feet. They won't do anything without a big romantic gesture, in fact it's mostly all they want.
Then it's the "Mirrors". Similar to Labels, Mirrors want someone just like them in as many aspects as possible.  When they look at their significant other they want to see as close to a reflection of themselves as possible. Few would ever admit to being a Mirror because either they don't realise it or they don't want to afraid of sounding narcissistic.
Oh the "Chemists". The only important thing is how they physically feel with the other person. Chemists don't care about looks, and they could have absolutely nothing in common-as long as there's chemistry. Even if all the couple does is fight all the time; as long as there's butterflies and sparks when they kiss.
Onto the "Pictures". The shallow mother fuckers. The only thing that matters is a pretty face. There's nothing wrong with being a Picture, just admit it. It's not like none of us put vanity into the equation, but these guys it's number one priority.
Which one are you?

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